Andre Huard

You two just aren't cut out for this.

Thanks to Jerrian & NF!

In this work Needless Markup questions our preconceived notions of arms with alternative ways of visualizing the body. The viewer is confronted with the spectacle of a woman who inexplicably is missing an arm with the subtext "click image to zoom," a reference to today's oil-based economy and refrigerators.

Thanks to Leica! Original is here!

Looks like that orgasmo perfecto was a little too perfecto!

Thanks to Isabel, Josefina, Javier and Carlota!

26x optical zoom wide 28mm face detection 12.0 megapixels shadow adjustment takes pictures the right way up

Thanks to DC!

I know, you're happily plugging away at another catalog job, you hit a bump and you think that you can dupe a foot and nobody will notice. Well I've got news for you, mister. WE ARE THAT NOBODY!

Thanks to Ric! Original is here!

Wow, those Gillette razors make your neck look awesome! And your hand cream must be amazing!

Thanks to Pedro!

"Oh look, there's one of my feet."

Thanks to Jorge! Original is here!

Hey this Photoshop for Imbeciles book is pretty good!

Thanks to Avatar!

See, Blu-ray is better than DVD. On Blu-ray your sidekicks have legs.

Thanks to Brandon! Original is here!

Some readers have said that I sometimes offend them by not explaining what's wrong with an image. I don't want to offend anyone, so I'm going to explain what's wrong with this image so that everyone can understand and not be offended, even homeschooled readers.

So Julianne Moore has her kit off for Bulgari. Good for you Julianne! Now twist to the right so we can see some of your lovely back. Yay. But let's also have your right shoulder waaay out in front. In fact your whole torso has a freeform quality to it, but at least your legs have been retouched with almost photographic realism.

Original is here, thanks to Mel and everyone else who sent this in!